Read the title again. Sige na sumigaw ka, “Ang CHEESY! Shet!”.

Ahem. Bilang paunang matinong post, eto ang isang “attempt” sa pagkukwento ng mga bagay na hindi ko na dapat pinakakailaman! Wahahaha! Ok, enough.

Being a people-person, I really love watching different kinds of people with different personalities under different situation displaying different reactions. Masaya manood ng mga tao. You’ll learn many things. You will see ultra-super-duper-wise moves as well as ultra-super-duper-dumb ones. In the end, it’s either you learn or you laugh – or both.

Isa sa mga interesanteng pagmasdan, at marahil ay ang pinaka, is how they behave inside a boy-girl relationship. Kung anu-ano pinaggagagawa nila. Merong magpapalakad sa isang friend pero in the end sila ang magkakatuluyan. Meron ding todo deny pero matagal na palang sila ni hindi nila alam kung bakit nila itinatanggi. Meron din namang best friends lang daw sila! Asus! Maglokohan daw ba! Meron ding nagkatuluyan after a week lang tapos break din the next week. Or worst, meron ding nagiging sila habang lasing tapos break na rin nung mahimasmasan.

Ang mga sumusunod ay pawang SARILING OBSERBASYON ko lamang. Imbento ko lang ang mga ito at walang ibang source maliban sa aking mga mata at utak na nakamasid sa paligid. Ayon sa aking napansin, may 11 na uri ng relationships:

Hobby Horse
~keyword: asaran

~sila yung nagkatuluyan mula sa asaran! at first todo deny pa. sasabihin, “timang wala yun! tropa lang yun!”. Hahaha! Tapos mababalitaan mo after a week or two, sila na pala. Kasama din dito yung mga boy/girl na dinadaan sa asar yung pagkagusto nila to someone. Araw araw aasarin nya yung isa. Tapos yun pala crush nya at inaaasar lang niya to hide his/her feelings. Minsan nga ipini-pair nya pa sa iba kahit masakit sa loob nya. Hahaha! Para lang hindi sya mabuko kasi hindi pa daw tamang oras o sadyang nahihiya lang siguro sya.

Creases
~keyword: away

~these are relationships na sobrang magusot! As in quarrel everyday! Tsktsktsk. Konti lang mali nung isa away na agad! The very smallest details napapansin! Kadalasan selos ang dahilan. Hahaha! When the other one is seloso/selosa and the other one is masyadong free kung kumilos, patay na. Away na ‘to. Pero kahit papano, may maintainance pa rin sila. Meaning, they understand each other’s thoughts though there is really a big possibility na mag-pile up ang mga away nila that would lead to break-up.

Fireworks
~keyword: loud
~eto yung cute form ng Creases. Puro ingay lang sila. Kala mo magkaaway yun pala malakas lang talaga bunganga! Hahaha! One of the super cheesy kinds! Mang-aasar si lalake tapos magtatampururot si babae tapos maya maya magsusuyuan na sila! Hahaha! Mapapailing ka na lang eh. Like fireworks, maingay lang pero cute silang panuorin!

Riverbed
~keyword: monotonous

~they are those na sobrang monotonous ng relationship! Once in a blue moon lang kung may mangyaring kakatwa sa kanila. Some may find it boring to watch these couples pero they are the ones with the highest level of maintainance! Parang river, continues lang yung flow. Akala mo boring pero when you spend time watching it, maaapreciate mo yung beauty.

Ginger
~keyword: anghang

~”The more we fight, the more we stick to each other.” ito ang motto nila. Which is very admirable. For them, after each quarrel, level up ang relationship nila. Ito rin ang pinaka exciting sa lahat! Full of suspense na parang pang koreanovela. May point na akala mo magbe-break pero hindi pa rin! Maanghang ang relationship nila. These are the kind with the most valuable memories! Masarap alalahanin pag tanda!

One Day Old
~keyword: saglit

~these are those na SUPER saglit lang na relationships! One month lang naging sila. O kaya 2 weeks lang. O kaya 1 week lang! Or worst, isang araw lang sila tumagal! Yup! Uso na po yan ngayon. Malungkot man isipin. Siguro dahil sa pressure na “Kelangan ko na magka-bf/gf, lahat ng tropa ko meron na!”. Hay. Mga kabataan nga naman. Uso ito sa mga highschool kung saan maturity is absent in making such a big decision of entering into a relationship.

Candy Cane
~keyword: cheesy

~eto ang pinaka-cheesy na sa lahat! 10% away 90% suyuan! Grabe nga eh. Hindi ko alam kung bakit hindi sila nagsasawa! Kadalasan sila yung nasasabihang, “Ang PDA naman nila!”. Hahaha! May mga couple na ganito pero cute type, alam nilang lumugar! Pero meron ding (at marahil mas marami) mga nakakairitang tingnan dahil hindi marunong lumugar! Kahit nasaan sila, sa elevator man o classroom, walang pakialam. Sila yung, “you and me against the world” type.

Pretzel Knot
~keyword: buhul-buhol
~ ito yung super complicated relationships in terms of the interconnection of different people. Si ganito may gusto kay ganyan. Si ganyan naman may gusto sa kanya. Tapos si kanya may gusto kay ganito and so on! Magulo. Mahirap i-trace kung sino ba talaga magpartner. Mataas ang level ng selos. Oo suspense din ito at para ring pang koreanovela. Kaso nasobrahan ata. Kadalasan naiipit sila sa mga isiping, “Pano ‘to? Ayoko namang saktan si ganito…”

Switch
~keyword: cool-off

~ito yung mga couple na mahilig mag cool-off! Hahaha! Away-bati. Away-bati. It is one way daw for them to make a good decision and to know each other very well. Medyo heavy form ito ng Creases. Minsan nga hanggang tatlong cool-off lang tapos ayawan na talaga. Minsan din naman after a few cool-offs, nag-iimprove naman ang samahan nila. Kaso rare yun. Mas maraming natatapos ng sawi under this kind. Kadalasan sila yung hindi talaga compatible pero nagkatuluyan dahil sa kung anu-anong factors like peer pressure. Tsktsktsk.

Onion
~keyword: opposite
~i don’t know if you find onions cute but I do. Lalo na yung green. Kaso pag hiniwa mo, maiiyak ka. Under this kind are those na akala mo ok sila. Ang sweet nila pag nakikita mo. Kahit yung maririnig mong balita from other people positive din! Tapos biglang bigla na lang mababalitaan mong break na sila! Tsktsktsk. Mahirap to. They always think of everybody with regards to their relationship. So they end up hiding everything na pangit malaman ng iba. Kasama dito, usually, yung relationships na nabuo sa awa. Tsktskstk. Bad, very bad.

Dandelion
~keyword: bestfriends

~this is my favorite kind! Mga nag-umpisa sa bestfriends! They really knew each other already. Very strong foundation. They already accepted each other for who they are. No questions asked. Kasama dito yung mga nag sasabing, “She’s really like a sister to me…” tapos sa huli magiging sila din pala! Hahaha! Cute! Pero there is also a big possibility na hindi maging sila for the same reason na mag-bestfriend sila. Kadalasan kasi ayaw ng mga babae nun. For them, being bestfriends will remain as it is. Pero if they are really bestfriends, kahit hindi sila magkatuluyan, ok lang sa kanila. Although may cases na natatapos na yung friendship nila once na magtapat ng feelings yung isa tapos hindi nagclick dun sa isa. Parang dandelions. Sabay sila tutubo to be beautiful seeds tapos sa huli liliparin sila ng hangin. It’s up to them if they want to remain intact as they glide in the air and land in the same soil to grow up together.

Hindi naman always under one kind lang ang relationships. Minsan nag-uumpisa lang sa Creases tapos magmamature sila and jump to Riverbed then to Ginger.

As of now, yan pa lang ang naoobserbahan ko. You can add, actually I encourage you to do so para mas masaya mundo!

After ng lahat, I will end this with a question, “In What “Love” are You?”

(Damn! ang cheesy talaga…)